Repress Yourself

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24 January 2006

We'll Take the Physical Challenge

When I was about 11 or 12, I waited in line for six hours at a mall to audition for Double Dare. The first phase was a one-on-one interview with a producer. I wanted so hard to be cute and clever, but I got nervous and totally blew it. I was just annoying and naturally didn't get picked to go to the second stage of the audition.

Here's the thing: I'm 28 and I still think back to that day and come up with ways that I could've nailed the interview.


At 3:23 PM, Blogger kittenpants said...

Oh, totally. I still re-do conversations where I've said something embarrassing, too. Like the time I insulted this girl's salad at the represent-your-ethnicity potluck I attended in Junior High. I didn't know she brought it, and I told her it tasted like ass. I will carry that guilt for a lifetime.


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