Repress Yourself

Tired of paying hundreds of dollars in therapy? Fed up with prescription pill addictions and office furniture couch-sores? Has your psychologist stopped seeing you since you made a pass at him? Or maybe you're an amateur analyst and are looking for a chance to gain experience as an advice columnist. Bloggers: substitute these posts for therapy sessions and readers: comment away.

10 November 2005

Opposize it!

Today I started a conversation with, "I saw Carrot Top on Regis and Kelly this morning..." and you know what? I didn't implode.

So tonight, I'm going out to see a friend of mine be a DJ. I know. That's against my rules, too. But I figure, considering how my day started, this could actually be "opposite day" and I should act accordingly.



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