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09 May 2005

My Boss Rules

I love my boss. She's so cool. Here are the kind of conversations we have:

ME: Linda, I have asked you 4 times to approve this letter. It's late and you yelled at me before for making it late but yo'ure making it late.

LINDA: I never saw this letter. Ever. In a million years.

ME: Well I sent it to you. Four times.

LINDA: THIs is ridiculous. HOw did this happen? I never got---oh wait. Here it is.


LINDA: ...

ME: ....

LINDA: ....

ME: Okay, talk to you later. Thanks.


At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My boss is like that too. I liked the pauses you threw in.


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