Ciabatta is the new Chipotle
These are words and phrases that I hate:
Ciabatta
Chipotle
Tune (as in "Let's play some tunes, dude!")
'Rents (short for "parents")
"Chillin' like (anything that rhymes with chillin')"
Gig
If you say these in my presence I will shoot hate bolts into your skull with my wicked telekinetic powers. Also, I will neither buy you a drink, nor make out with you in the alley*.
Just something to consider.
*unless you are hot.
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