I Just Wanted a Little Structure

Everything is fine here, except for some non-ironic sadness about the Pope. I did see my doctor the other day and you know what she told me? For a week she wants me to a.) eat no sugar b.) eat no pasta c.) when I go out to eat, eat no starches. But it's such a crazy, retarded scheme that for now I have no problem with it because it's like this absolutely insane experiment that I find hilarious. I'm sure the sobbing will ensue sometime this weekend.